The "Lol" Thread

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When my mother was young, her father baked homemade bread. One day it was so cold the bread wouldn't rise, so he put the bread dough on the radiator, just where the cat liked to sleep. The cat, oblivious the the dough on top of the radiator, lept onto the radiator and directly into the bowl with the dough in it. It took their family a week to pick all the dough out of the cat's fur

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My baby nephew is actually a dragon.  How do I know this?  Well...

- When he gets really happy, he starts to growl.

- This:

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- He was watching me put together a puzzle on Flight Rising, and announces, "Fire!  Fire! Heeheeeheeehhheeehee! *deep growl* BURN."

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Yep.  Still a dragon.

After a bath of a favorite toy:
 

*Return of Bear after Bear's washing...*

"BEAR! BRRRR! Ahhhh...*grabs and snuggles Bear* "...mmmm...Brrrrr..." *stops. Buries face in Bear's fur.*

"....Bear...mmmmm...." *nuzzles*

"Does Bear smell nice?"

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrr...." *nuzzles more*

"We should give Bear baths a lot, don't you think?"

*...stare...*

"It makes Bear smell nice, right? It's worth letting Bear be away for a few minutes once in a while, right?"

*....stare...*

*looks at Bear*

"BEAR!!!!" *GRRRR!!!!*

"Eli...."

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" *runs away with Bear*

...apparently touching Bear again risks the loss of my fingers.

Yeah...my nephew bites. 

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something funny you say?...... this is funny in a very awkward way

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From a Finnish Gaming Magazine (at least, according to TV Tropes):

"If you see a person jumping down the street, you can tell his preferences by shooting at the guy. If he starts whining, he plays Counter-Strike. If he charges you wielding an axe, you just interrupted a Morrowind player buffing his Acrobatics."

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My niece (2 years old) brings her mom a little plastic crown from her dress up box:

Niece: "Mommy, wook is a cwown! Hep me putit on!"
Sister: *putting crown on niece's head* "Oh, how pretty! Are you a princess?"
Niece: *disparaging look of utter scorn* "No. Imma QUEEN!"

*wipes away a tear*  Yep.  That's my niece.

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