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I spend my time babysitting a little gremlin...

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(He stole his sister's potato chips, y'see.)

​It looks like you've got him on a lead....in fact it looks like a bungy cord....

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I was reading a forum thread on The Escapist yesterday about how English people were presumably "salty" over the 4th of July celebrations and that they should be grateful to Americans for WWII (yeah, that old coconut). A bit strange, since no one here gives a damn and if any country deserves gratitude for winning WWII, it's Russia.

Here's a picture to make up for the lack of funny in that paragraph.

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O.o  Because the USA won WWII single-handedly oh wait we didn't WAT.

(And this is from a grandaughter of an American WWII pilot who became a NORAD commander, so I know what I'm talking about.  The only thing Grandpa ever took full credit for was drinking the Turkish army under the table.  Everything else was too mentally painful for him to talk about, at least to us grandkids.)

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Even if the US had swept in and single-handedly killed Hitler by shoving an American flag up his arse, it takes some cheek to demand that be seen as more important than the end of a near-global conflict which killed millions. Because we can't ever just come together as a species.

But this is edging too close to R&P.

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Even if the US had swept in and single-handedly killed Hitler by shoving an American flag up his arse...

There are probably a lot of people who fantasise about such a thing daily. Some of the extreme American patriotism I've seen makes me glad I live in a country where most citizens hate their country.

Anyway, back to the funny stuff.

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All politics of war aside, I think we all can agree that my grandpa could drink most everyone under the table because he was, like, 50% liver and 50% SCREW YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

My grandmother comprised the other 50% SCREW YOU.  She's 93 years old and scares the hell out of the cadets even before they see the rank.  You do not mess with my grandma.  She's a scary and wonderful lady.

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