Amadaun

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About Amadaun

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  • Birthday 09/21/83

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  • Gender Female
  • Location State of Insanity. Wheeee! <3
  • Interests Stuff. ^_^

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  1. Amadaun added a post in a topic The "Lol" Thread   


     

     

     

     

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  2. Amadaun added a post in a topic Your Funny Skyrim Moments   

    A story from four years ago - the nephew in question is now seven:
    I introduced my (3 year old) nephew to Skyrim a couple days ago, since the game I normally play with him (Guild Wars) was super slow due to downloading GW2 for the beta. Anyway, when he came running up to me insisting that we "play monsters," I decided he wouldn't be scarred forever, and loaded up Skyrim. He climbed into my lap, grabbed the smaller (broken) mouse that I let him use as I play, and off we went.
    His observations:
    Him: "Is dark."
    Me: "Well, it's nighttime in the game, sweetie."
    Him: *all excited* "Is boat!"
    Me: "Shall we go on the boat?"
    Him: *fierce deliberation* "No. Go up."
    Me: "Up?"
    Him: "Up da hill." *points* "Up dat hill."
    (some time later)
    Him: *sudden excitement* "Monster! Fight da monster!"
    Me: "What monster?"
    Him: "Up dere." *points at the screen*
    Me: *after a moment, I see the dragon* "Oh! That's a dragon!"
    Him: "Fight da dwagon. Dwagon fall down."
    Me: "Well, we've got to catch him first."
    Him: *very seriously* "Run fast." *bangs his mouse against the mousepad to make his point* "Fast! Faster!"
    (After I catch up with the dragon, at the urging of my little taskmaster...and yes, I was on God Mode at this point, as I defy you all to fight a Blood Dragon with an excited 3-year-old in your lap otherwise...)
    Him: "Teef!"
    Me: "Yes, lots of teeth. He's trying to eat me!"
    Him: *bouncing up and down in glee* "Chomp! Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp! Hit 'im wif da sword!"
    (After I win and absorb the dragon soul...)
    Him: *eyes very wide* "Dwagon fall down! Woooooooosh!"
    (We go to Markarth)
    Him: "Up da stairs!"
    Me: "Is this high enough?"
    Him: "No! More stairs!" *pause* "Pwease."
    Me: "Okay, we'll keep climbing. Are you having fun?"
    Him: *with great relish* "Yeeaaaaaah."
    (At the highest point in Marakarth)
    Me: "Now what?"
    Him: "Go down."
    Me: "You want me to jump?"
    Him: "Yes. Lon' way down!"
    Me: *thankful for God Mode, makes the leap*
    Him: *throws his arms up* "Yaaaaaaaay!!!"
    And that is what it's like to play Skyrim with a toddler.
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  3. Amadaun added a post in a topic Thread o' Random Stuff   

  4. Amadaun added a post in a topic Deeza Is A Daddy!!!   

    Congratulations!  That's so awesome!
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  5. Amadaun added a post in a topic Bethesda: A Cesspit of Endless Theft and Greed   

    *buys Fallout 4*
    *sips wine*
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  6. Amadaun added a post in a topic Elder Scrolls VI Betting Pool   

    I vote SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
     
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  7. Amadaun added a post in a topic Thread o' Random Stuff   

    As opposed to Bioware:

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  8. Amadaun added a post in a topic Favourite Music   

    OH GOD ITS IN MY HEAD FOREVER.
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  9. Amadaun added a post in a topic Thread o' Random Stuff   

    My nephew has a great future in...something.
    He intently watched his big brother paint for about three minutes, just repeating "...art...art...art...art..." before suddenly grabbing a brush and paper and yelling "I'M MAKIN' ARRRRRRRRRT!!!!"
    Full-contact art? Berserker Art? Did he hit his artistic Limit Break? Is that a Dragon Shout? The world may never know.
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  10. Amadaun added a post in a topic Thread o' Random Stuff   


     
    *sits under crate, sipping wine and doodling*
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  11. Amadaun added a post in a topic Thread o' Random Stuff   






     

    ...Ama condensed in a single post?
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  12. Amadaun added a post in a topic Happy Birthday, Silencer!   

    Of course they do!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2sVMLr1fDg
    See?  Official New Zealand birthday party. 
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  13. Amadaun added a topic in Celebration   

    Happy Birthday, Silencer!
    Though I'm likely time-zone-belated.
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  14. Amadaun added a post in a topic The "Lol" Thread   

    First of all:  Spoilers for Star Wars!
    Secondly:  This is the best thing ever.
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  15. Amadaun added a post in a topic Favourite Music   

    (Guess what I've been watching. :p)
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